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When Technology Meets Biology

A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bar tender. Just as
the bar tender is about to ask the customer for his order he
hears a phone ring. The customer puts his hand up to his ear
and says, "Hello? No honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes, love
you, bye."

The bar tender says, "What the heck is that?"
The customer replies "It's my hand phone..give me your home
number so you can try it."

With that, the bar tender gives him his house number and the
customer punches the numbers in on his hand and puts his
hand up to the bar tender's ear. The bar tender's wife
answers and he (who is very amazed) says, "I...honey... just
thought I'd call you and tell you I love you....ok...bye."

The bar tender says, "That's amazing! How do you get one?"
"I'll tell you when I get back from the restroom."

30 minutes later there is no sign of the customer and the
bartender is getting concerned so he walks to the restroom to
make sure the guy is ok.

When he enters he finds the guy with his pants around his
ankles, bent over with his palms on the wall and a long piece
of toilet paper hanging out of his butt.

"What the hell are you doing?" asks the incredulous bar
tender.
"Give me a second," the man replies as he grunts and groans,
"I'm getting a fax."
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