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Boyfriend 4.0

Last Year, Many Women Upgraded Their Boyfriend 3.1 To Boyfriend Plus 1.0
(Marketing Name: Fiance 1.0) And Then Further Upgraded Fiance 1.0 To
Husband 1.0. They Found That 1.0 Is A Memory Hogger And Incompatible To
Many Other Programs In Their Lives. Husband 1.0 Includes Plug-Ins Such
As Mother-In-Law, Brother-In-Law, And Annoying Loser Friends Although
Market Research Has Clearly Shown That They Are Unnecessary And
Unwanted.

The Upcoming Boyfriend 4.0 Will Change All That. Created By Leading
Experts In The Field And Based Upon Years Of Research And Classroom
Lectures, It Includes The Best Of The Old Features, Such As The Handyman
Function, And Includes Many New Functions Such As The Optional
Commitment Feature. Other Immature Functions, And Cat Calling Have Been Removed,
Though They Can Still Be Found On boy
1.1

Boyfriend 4.0 Will Include:
- An Automatic Reminder Button And Pay Attention Feature (So I Don't
Have To Repeat Myself)
- Minimize Button
- Shutdown Feature
- Shopping Function
- A Back-Up Energy Supply, So It Won't Fall Asleep After Sex
- A Laundry, Cooking, & Housecleaning Function
- Diaper-Changing Function, For The More Advanced Users
- A Self Destruct Sequence, So Once It's Uninstalled It Won't Come Back
- A Monogamy Feature
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