Techies Jokes

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." ... more>>
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone n... more>>
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. An artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with he... more>>
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The Doctor said, "It must have been a doctor. Who... more>>
caller: "Hello, Is this tech support ? " Tech: "Yes, It is. How may I help you ?" caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am withing my ... more>>
Open a new file on your computer. Entitle it 'Housework.' Place it in the Recycle Bin. Empty the Recycle Bin. Your computer will ask you,... more>>
Capacity of whisky in litres, IT style: 0.10 L (litre) - Demo version 0.25 L - Trial version 0.50 L - Personal edition 0.70 L - Professional edi... more>>
A mole at Microsoft recently reported these Windows 8 error messages. Windows 8 Error: 001 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play ... more>>
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose an... more>>
HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you by someone in the receiving chain. HEIGHT O... more>>
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write st... more>>
My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access Google, and we told her it co... more>>
Brahma: System installer Vishnu: System operator Shiva: System programmer Narad: Data Transmitter Yama: Deleter Apsara & Rambha: Virus ... more>>
Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched... The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9. iPhone users who've b... more>>
One boy looks into a girl's purse in a classroom' She says.. it's bad manners :x he says.. it's not :) She asks' why? He replies' Because.... more>>
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