Techies Jokes

Two Math Professor are sitting . one say Iam disappointed in people. Any one understands math properly. Then other one says "I think a ways to hard pe... more>>
If Operating Systems were Airlines DOS AIR All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, ... more>>
Two Digits for a Date (to the tune of "Gilligan's Island," more or less) Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale Of the doom that is our fat... more>>
A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bar tender. Just as the bar tender is about to ask the customer for his order he hears a phone ring. The... more>>
AOL: America Online, this is Sue speaking. Caller: Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join. AOL: Okay, ma'am, what's your qu... more>>
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1... more>>
You have recieved an Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't use computers, this is based on your honor system. So please clean out your comput... more>>
In the days before e-mail, faxes, etc. when the quickest way to communicate was via telegram, Western Union charged by the word. People would try ... more>>
Top 19 List of Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers 19. Can't stick our heads out of Windows 95. 18. Fetch command not available on all platforms. ... more>>
How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - they will Re-define darkness as an industry standard... more>>
Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type ... more>>
Last Year, Many Women Upgraded Their Boyfriend 3.1 To Boyfriend Plus 1.0 (Marketing Name: Fiance 1.0) And Then Further Upgraded Fiance 1.0 To Husban... more>>
1. House is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single ... more>>
What did Commander Data say after he was turned on, the first time? "12 Million Terra byte Positron memory ready." After a short while. 640... more>>
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a cognac. I was meeting a very imp... more>>
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