Sms Jokes

You will find a unique assortment of sms jokes.
Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti AB TUMHARI BARI HAI Phir maine un ki ... more>>
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI Sab profes... more>>
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams co... more>>
Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back. ... more>>
Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, "Please Note down The Number" ..... more>>
Master: Kanjoos bole to kaun Student: Hum chahe jitne bhi 'SMS' kare uska 'reply' jo na kare vo Master: Uski ek example do Student: aapki ki beti ... more>>
1child 1rs ka coin kha gaya. Kuch din baad potty mei uska coin bahar aa gya to child maa se bola- Aaj bahut din bad fasi hui payment mili hai. ... more>>
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule If the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replie... more>>
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far?.Instead U could have posted it.... more>>
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, ... more>>
Maine darwaza khola to uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi, . . Sason me aahen, dil me bebasi thi, . . . . Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki ... more>>
Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses" Yes of course, said t... more>>
Larkio k chakar may mat Parhna "Dosto Q k.. . Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha . ...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha . Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end main Hal... more>>
Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt tsunamis 2 arise hurricanes 2 sway around n no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen... more>>
Teacher: Can u tel the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into students lives? Stud: Smo-KING Drin-KING & Bun-KING ... more>>
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