Short Jokes

Bored of reading long jokes..?? Here is the huge collection of short jokes.
An apprentice plumber has burned down a $5 million ($10 million USD) waterside mansion in southwest England, after a soldering task during his fir... more>>
Did you know that the eighth Duke of Devonshire, known to his friends as "Harty Tarty", was told off by Queen Victoria for picking his nose at din... more>>
I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it told me it was Na (Not Available!!) Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, ... more>>
1.Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. 2.Energy equals milk chocolate square (attributed to Albert E. Hersey) 3.Delive... more>>
There was an old lady called Whyte who could travel much faster than light. She departed one day in a relative way and returned on the previous n... more>>
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need,... more>>
The Sun is 4.5 billion years old and produces 383 billion trillion kilowatts of energy. The Moon is the only non-Earth object upon which a man ... more>>
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he say... more>>
An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a Camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldi... more>>
An Air Force Cargo Plane was Preparing for departure from Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's ... more>>
I Halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It Plainly marks four my review Mistakes I New knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word... more>>
A young Man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile. "Son, ... more>>
G- Great U- Understanding J- Jolly natured A- Ambitious R- Romantic A-all rounder T-talented I- Indian So proud 2 b guju... more>>
choose any1 4 me .. cute but dumb attractive but rude pretty but ignoring Gorgeous but careless Intelligent but lazy smart but selfi... more>>
1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit... more>>
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