Short Jokes

Bored of reading long jokes..?? Here is the huge collection of short jokes.
Need new teeth? You are in luck as in urine luck, because scientists are on the verge of creating new teeth from pee. Yes, pee. MouseIt's not wi... more>>
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a h... more>>
A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs awa... more>>
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender,"I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've n... more>>
An Israeli soldier who just en listed asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, ... more>>
It's Black Friday and mall is packed with shoppers and Frank can't find his wife. He goes up to a very attractive woman and says, "Excuse me, can ... more>>
A little boy called papu was taken to the dentist. Examination revealed that Josh had a cavity, which needed filling. 'Now, young man,' asked the d... more>>
While Cole man balls are primarily associated with David Coleman's athletics commentaries, gaffes are to be found in most other sports, here some ... more>>
Apparently Fred, at a reception during a tour of The West Indies, approached an elegant woman and made a pass at her. She Allegedly replied, 'A... more>>
A member at Gudge Heath Golf Club, has a 60 foot breaking put and makes a bet starting that he has a dollar that says, I can make this putt. Ev... more>>
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonez. 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detect... more>>
A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician show... more>>
My mother had decided to trim the house hold budget wher ever possible,so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of he... more>>
1.Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house. 2.A life with love is happy; a life for love is foolish. 3.War doesn't determine w... more>>
1. CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box) 2. CTRL+E (Open the Search bar) 3. CTRL+F (Start the Find utility) 4. CTRL+H (Open the History ... more>>
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