Short Jokes

Bored of reading long jokes..?? Here is the huge collection of short jokes.
I have one. You have one. Your mother uses your father's one and your auntie uses your uncle's one. A married lady would acquire one. But a ... more>>
Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against on... more>>
ECONOMISTS do it at bliss point ECONOMISTS do it cyclically ECONOMISTS do it in an Edgecworth Box ECONOMISTS do it on demand ECONOMISTS do it ... more>>
Econometricians do it if they can identify it. Applied econometricians do it even if they can't. Economists do it with Slut Sky Matrices. Econom... more>>
Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P): What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy? I work as an Accountant in a Bank. Your Wife ?... more>>
Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are walking down the road. They get across shit lying on the as phault. Experienced eco... more>>
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, ex... more>>
An Elderly Economics Professor is Standing at the shallow end of the campus pool. A Code standing at the deep end taking pictures. She suddenly dr... more>>
An Economist was standing at the shore of a large lake, surf- casting. It was the middle of winter, and the lake was completely frozen over, but th... more>>
A mathematician, a theoretical economist and an econometrician are asked to find a black cat (who doesn't really exist) in a closed room with the ... more>>
An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect were were arguing about what was God's real profession. The philosopher said, "Well, fi... more>>
Tom was invited to his friend's house for dinner. He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart, ... more>>
Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the old people's home one day when Tim turned to the other and said. John I'm really feeling my age t... more>>
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, I need a... more>>
Rebecca Helen Elder was ordered to stand trial in Australia after being accused of breaking into a man's house and raping him. The 39-year-old ... more>>
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