Short Jokes

Bored of reading long jokes..?? Here is the huge collection of short jokes.
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Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth Freezes water with a single glance... more>>
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Dog... more>>
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on wate... more>>
Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is cal... more>>
Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Discusses policy with God... more>>
After filling out all of his applications, He waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an openi... more>>
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket. a pint of milk, a packet of bacon,a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the check... more>>
Reaching the End of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young Engineer Fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "A... more>>
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought: "Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two... more>>
A Superintending Engineer (S. E.) of the CPWD was inspecting the furniture section. He wanted to test the knowledge of his subordinates. "What k... more>>
Neta ji gaon mein sabha karne ja rahe the lekin gaon se pehle hi unki car ke neeche ek kutta aa gaya. Kutta mar gaya lekin car bhi accident ki waja... more>>
There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters. They wanted to free Bihar from India. Ram bhaiya raised a point..., "We may take Bihar from... more>>
If Congress Wins Next LokSabha Election. Chawal 1 rupey ke 2 Dane, Dal 5 rupey ki 4 dane, Oil 10 rupey ke 2 drops, Doodh 2 rupey ka 1 qatra, Chin... more>>
* If it wasn't Crushed, it wouldn't have been Called a 'Crush'! * Don't feel Everything is pink, 'pink' is a shade of 'red'! * There is no Time B... more>>
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