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Oneline Jokes

Husband explained - Dear! Look at this stuff on your birthday inflation too have grown to order | so we should decrease your expenses | Wife said - ... more>>
As a Scotsman's walking in the jungle, he meets a gorilla. The gorilla is eating a huge snake sandwich. 'Excuse me,' says the Scotsman, 'but where did... more>>
Speaker (listen to) - really - really tell me How did you get my address? Listnere- the ending was so cute | Speaker - really, that was beauti... more>>
Some policemen who are fed up with everybody thinking they're but stupid fools decide to show their wit and skills to the world. With hard work, they ... more>>
Mother comes home from a business trip and asks her little son,. 'Well, Johnny, how did you get along with father while I was away?' 'Everything was ... more>>
Santa calls at the airport, "How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Delhi? Receptionist: 45 Minutes, Sir! Santa: Only that much! Thanks, I rath... more>>
Santa: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey you. Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. ... more>>
Santa: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey you. Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. ... more>>
Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.. . . . . . Boy: U sud add 1 more thing.. . . . . Girl : What?? . . . . Boy:... more>>
Santa & Banta were playing chess, hw ha ha...... more>>
A man walks into a scientist is lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost. The scientist says, Well first we h... more>>
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!... more>>
End Of The World Headlines: When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DO... more>>
- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. - I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over. - I'... more>>
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait...... ... more>>
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