Oneline Jokes

What's Mutual Exclusion? It means.. You skip some topics when you study. & the person who sets the paper also skips the topics which you have stud... more>>
Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 10 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 5 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend? Begga... more>>
In a tense game, a batsman was given run out, a decision with which he obviously disagreed. He paced up and down outside the pavilion until the umpi... more>>
Letter to Mother-in-Law Dear Mother-in-Law, Please don't try to tell me how to raise my kids - I'am married to one of your and believes me there... more>>
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Suicide Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute sayin... more>>
After getting the friend request on Facebook from an unknown Guy. Girl: Hey do I know You?? Boy: Of course no!!! Girl: Then Why did you send me a... more>>
Free jokes, free laughs ... and once in awhile, truly free goods and services. The best things you can find online have always been and always will... more>>
Narendra modi & Obama were talking in a bar. A guy came in n asked them wats d discussion about??? Modi: v r planning to kill 14 crore pakistanis ... more>>
I Deleted 1 Of My Friend's Number From My Phone book....... . Bcoz Of Certain Misunderstanding Between Us... . Today I Received A Friendship Msg... more>>
Boyfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you. Girlfriend (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke Boyfriend replied : "We were ... more>>
Knock Knock Whos There? Jesus Jesus Who? How many do you know? Knock, Knock! Whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ open the door K... more>>
The Director of movie 'Life of Pi', is planning 3 movies in India. The first movie, casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachchan is titl... more>>
DUNIYA me GIRLS na ho,to kya hoga? . . . . . Galiya sunsaan, collage..viran,.. Duniya preshan, tanha insan... . . . . Na janu Na jaan..... more>>
Teacher: Johnny, I am Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved.? Johnny: Thank You. Teacher: Now, Finally, I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!... more>>
Aashiqui 2' dekh ke pata chala ki . . . . . 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai but . . . DARU nahi chhod sakta..... Piyo bhai piyo.... more>>
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