Manager Jokes

Johnny Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?"... more>>
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is som... more>>
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences. 1. The ... more>>
MEMORANDUM TO: All Employees FROM: Communications Services SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure that we continue to pr... more>>
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artis... more>>
I applied for a job with a building society the other day. I studiously completed the application form and gave it to the Manager, who read through ... more>>
A Company director was giving a speech to thank Bert for his 38 years service. He said "Bert is a man who doesn't know the meaning of words like lunch... more>>
A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer. "No sir,"said the salesman." We haven't had any for awhile and it doesn't look l... more>>
Bright: Wears a lot of yellow and red - usually together. Intelligent: Got a gold star for spelling in first grade. Computer Literate: Knows the dif... more>>
Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.... more>>
A salesman hugs a girl.. Girl: What the hell is this? Salesman: It is direct marketing.. Girl slaps him.. Salesman: What is this? Girl: It is a c... more>>
A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift. "No, thanks," says... more>>
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Leave me alone!" 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,"Stop a... more>>
Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. "It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there... more>>
Once, a silly man attended an Interview. Interviewer: Give me the opposite words. Silly man: Ok Interviewer: Made in India Silly man: Destroyed in... more>>
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