Manager Jokes

Comment: AVERAGE Really Means: Not too bright. Comment: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED Really Means: Has committed no major blunders to date. Co... more>>
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine: 1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experien... more>>
To be a 'Good professional', always start to study late for 'Exams'. Because it teaches how to manage 'Time' and tackle 'Emergencies'!! ... more>>
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go." Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority... more>>
I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. I SEEK A JOB THAT W... more>>
Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his educat... more>>
The VP hobbled in to his house and was greeted by his wife. "Dear," she said, startled, "what are you doing home so early?" "The boss and I had a fi... more>>
Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to... more>>
One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a car needing a new fender and some door repairs. I spent hours doing a perfect ... more>>
An Investment Banker was at the pier of a small coastal Indian village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were se... more>>
A traveling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY: "Delayed by storm. Send instructions" His boss e-... more>>
A wealthy and very well dressed financial consultant arrived at his office to fill out his report for the company he was working for. The dapper, ... more>>
Have your performance ever been evaluated by your manager? In that case, you might have come across the following terms. These terms have a deeper mea... more>>
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily re... more>>
NEW-Different color from previous design ALL NEW-Parts not interchangeable with previous design EXCLUSIVE-Imported product UNMATCHED-Almost as g... more>>
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