Manager Jokes

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. "I should be in charge", said the brain, because I run all the ... more>>
Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high-tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him wi... more>>
Definition of Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.... more>>
Heights of Spontaneity and Confidence. A new appointed executive in an office dialed a number on intercom & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in t... more>>
interviewer : why do you want to change your company candidate: my company relocate and don't inform me... more>>
How to get a promotion People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no w... more>>
My Boss Asked Me to start the presentation with a joke i attached payslip on the first slide... more>>
My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that YOU dont hire stupid people... more>>
A junior in office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 minutes Boss Shouted: Do u know who you are talk... more>>
My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?" I replied "Because I never saw you coming Sir". ... more>>
Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric ... more>>
Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work? Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months. ... more>>
When design engineers get together they often talk about football. When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis. When top management meet... more>>
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they ... more>>
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON... yo... more>>
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