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Woman

Symbol: WO

*Atomic weight: (don't even go there).Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

*Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable.Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.

*Volatile when left alone.Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

*Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.

*Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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