Funny Jokes

Find a great collection of funny jokes that will have anyone laughing along.
It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting. -- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended fr... more>>
-- I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good shaking? -- I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time! -- It's funny -- we all thou... more>>
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die fir... more>>
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him. The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deac... more>>
Q: What were Tarzan's last words? A: Who greased the viiiiiiiine?... more>>
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up... more>>
One night, God visits a preacher. The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?" God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the best of ... more>>
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe. The chief tells them, "The bad news is tha... more>>
Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in. The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "A... more>>
A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog. "Of course not," says the grandfather. A few minutes later, his g... more>>
Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"? A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A... more>>
A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away. Once the boys were grown, the fisherman took them out to sea to learn the family fis... more>>
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks. The old man ... more>>
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over. The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?" The man says, "I slow... more>>
What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard? A: Shoot him again.... more>>
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