Funny Jokes

Find a great collection of funny jokes that will have anyone laughing along.
Naughty kid: "Do you have a refrigerator" Man: Yes, I have who are you? kid: Is it Running? Man:"Yes" Kid:"Get hold of it.......Otherwise it might... more>>
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the app... more>>
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery. "Why is your stomach so big?" he asks. "I'm ha... more>>
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN" You told me to do it without using tables.... more>>
Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car?? Santa: Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears an... more>>
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. "I can't do... more>>
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, ... more>>
Texas A&M Study Calls Obama 5th Best President From a total of 44 US Presidents, Obama is rated the 5th best. The A&M's Public Relations Office relea... more>>
Husband to wife - Today is a fine day. Next day he says - Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing Today is a fine day. Finally afte... more>>
Girl: Hiiiiii. Boy: Hi. Girl: What happened? Boy: Nothing. Girl: No, say na what happened... You look soo sad. Boy: I'll ask you something... and... more>>
Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry? God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them ... more>>
If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox... When I open my mailbox, I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans. I have won GBP 1... more>>
Once a peon of an office trying to speak in English to a guest. Then the guest appreciate him and told From where you have learned to talk English? ... more>>
Please Don't Try This Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who i... more>>
Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!! Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because.... If You Praise Her... She Thinks You ... more>>
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