Funny Jokes

Find a great collection of funny jokes that will have anyone laughing along.
1. Artery - The study of paintings. 2. Barium - What Doctors do when patients die. 3. Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome. 4. Caut... more>>
A surgeon was giving a lecture on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the bl... more>>
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill." "I don't think you need the Pill at your age." "It relaxes me.... more>>
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a b... more>>
A man was going to bed one night when his wife told him that he had left the light on in the shed. She could see the light was on from the bedroom win... more>>
Question: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the... more>>
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongs... more>>
Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt. The next guy doesnot ... more>>
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to sendflowers for the occasion.They arrived at the new business site and theowner re... more>>
1. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk 2. The ball in Parisis' Squares 3. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft 4. Replace Troi's broken Chi... more>>
1. Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont 2. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily 3. Over the mountaintop by Hugo Fir... more>>
1. Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table 2. Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting 3. Chin Tu Fat You need a face ... more>>
1. Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of itssituation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further ... more>>
you refer to your child as Deduction 214. you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses". you have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store. while watching th... more>>
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." sa... more>>
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