English Jokes

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, ... more>>
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strang... more>>
An actor had been out of work for years because he always forgot his lines. One day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for an impo... more>>
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slow... more>>
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother could not help but notice how pretty ... more>>
North Korea can claim credit, if credit it be, for history's most unconventional spy plane. Suspicious that running-dog tricksters of the capitali... more>>
Here's an interesting tech story that's relevant to today's daily discussion. For the first time, someone has used a 3D printer to crank out an as... more>>
They work seven days a week regardless of weather condition, never go on breaks, don't take bribes and best of all, they require no pay. They are ... more>>
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole... more>>
During the heat of the space race in the 1960 s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to write... more>>
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach.The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final... more>>
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elepha... more>>
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, t... more>>
Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are... more>>
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The... more>>
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