English Jokes

After much convincing from her husband, finally agreed to call an old family friend to sing her happy birthday. It was only after she finished sin... more>>
I should be in charge, said the brain , I run all the bodys systems, without me nothing would happen. I should be in charge, said the heart ,I ci... more>>
Musharraf feels sorry about Vajpayee leading a lonely life and proposes that if India gives Kashmir to Pakistan - then Pakistan will marry off the ... more>>
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward. A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening. A guy from the front r... more>>
A politician running for office toured the country. His campaign took him to all the backward places of the country and to places that most of us ... more>>
A lawyer who works in Texas receives news of an out of town emergency which requires him to fly out of the state for a short period of time. He do... more>>
An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The I... more>>
Once a sardarji's watch fell from the 4th floor, he rushed down as fast as he Could. When he came down he stood in front of the building with his... more>>
A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a Jar that is full of money. The man asks the bartender what the jar is f... more>>
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his... more>>
While enjoying a drink with a one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise,... more>>
Once two man seat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you ... more>>
*"C" veerudu C++ sundari * Nee password naku telusu * Program raddam ra * Intlo Virus, Vantintlo antivirus * C drive lo Illalu, D drive lo... more>>
Discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The mermaid said to him, then I will make everything right. And wh... more>>
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was to tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ".. bottles won't ... more>>
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