English Jokes

An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The I... more>>
Once a sardarji's watch fell from the 4th floor, he rushed down as fast as he Could. When he came down he stood in front of the building with his... more>>
A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a Jar that is full of money. The man asks the bartender what the jar is f... more>>
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his... more>>
While enjoying a drink with a one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise,... more>>
Once two man seat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you ... more>>
*"C" veerudu C++ sundari * Nee password naku telusu * Program raddam ra * Intlo Virus, Vantintlo antivirus * C drive lo Illalu, D drive lo... more>>
Discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The mermaid said to him, then I will make everything right. And wh... more>>
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was to tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ".. bottles won't ... more>>
The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one as in position. On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate... more>>
The woman takes the gun, enters the room, and before the door even closes completely behind her, she's fired off six shots. Then all hell breaks l... more>>
The money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their after the deep collector.... more>>
Complete set of Encyclo padia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows... more>>
When the man to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head. No... more>>
He Gets up early, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, ... more>>
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