English Jokes

One day a Madam opened the brother door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I h... more>>
3 women die and go to heaven. Like everyone else, they meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter tells them, "The only rule we have is: 'Don't step on... more>>
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not sp... more>>
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The... more>>
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down ... more>>
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Min... more>>
When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticke... more>>
Sachin and Ganguly, 75 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench talking about cricket, like they do every day Sachin turns to Sourav and says... more>>
1. You work your entire life making money just to get a wife. 2. You have to act tough no matter your fears. 3. After buying a ring, you'll need a... more>>
1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing Lalit Modi, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India. 2.... more>>
Virend(R)a Tendulk(A)r Yuvara(J) Gaut(A)m Rai(N)a Dhon(I) Virat (K)ohli Harbhaj(A)n Zaheer Kha(N) Munaf Pa(T)el As(H)win... more>>
Reduce Exam Time By 1Hr & Marks By 50 Introduce Breaks After Each 15 Min 1st 30 Mins Power Plays No Teacher in D class Cheer Girls In Every Class... more>>
Ganguly: Do or die. Sehwag: Do before you die. Dravid: DO until they die. Tendulkar: do that will never die... Laxman: Do when everyone else d... more>>
1 LAXMAN: 2 KUMBLE: 3 SACHIN: 4 KAIF: 5 SEHWAG: consist... more>>
I think so there will be only one sport this year in CWG 2010... swimming.... since Delhi is flooded. If you rearrange the letters 'Sir U Made Lak... more>>
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