English Jokes

When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticke... more>>
Sachin and Ganguly, 75 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench talking about cricket, like they do every day Sachin turns to Sourav and says... more>>
1. You work your entire life making money just to get a wife. 2. You have to act tough no matter your fears. 3. After buying a ring, you'll need a... more>>
1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing Lalit Modi, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India. 2.... more>>
Virend(R)a Tendulk(A)r Yuvara(J) Gaut(A)m Rai(N)a Dhon(I) Virat (K)ohli Harbhaj(A)n Zaheer Kha(N) Munaf Pa(T)el As(H)win... more>>
Reduce Exam Time By 1Hr & Marks By 50 Introduce Breaks After Each 15 Min 1st 30 Mins Power Plays No Teacher in D class Cheer Girls In Every Class... more>>
Ganguly: Do or die. Sehwag: Do before you die. Dravid: DO until they die. Tendulkar: do that will never die... Laxman: Do when everyone else d... more>>
1 LAXMAN: 2 KUMBLE: 3 SACHIN: 4 KAIF: 5 SEHWAG: consist... more>>
I think so there will be only one sport this year in CWG 2010... swimming.... since Delhi is flooded. If you rearrange the letters 'Sir U Made Lak... more>>
After much convincing from her husband, finally agreed to call an old family friend to sing her happy birthday. It was only after she finished sin... more>>
I should be in charge, said the brain , I run all the bodys systems, without me nothing would happen. I should be in charge, said the heart ,I ci... more>>
Musharraf feels sorry about Vajpayee leading a lonely life and proposes that if India gives Kashmir to Pakistan - then Pakistan will marry off the ... more>>
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward. A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening. A guy from the front r... more>>
A politician running for office toured the country. His campaign took him to all the backward places of the country and to places that most of us ... more>>
A lawyer who works in Texas receives news of an out of town emergency which requires him to fly out of the state for a short period of time. He do... more>>
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