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English Jokes

The First Grade Teacher was Starting a new Lesson on Multi- Syllabus Words, She thought it would be a Good Idea to ask a few of the children exampl... more>>
I just got a Telegram that Private Jones" mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me. So the Sergeant calls for his morni... more>>
The English Woman wrinkled her Nose and Snorted, "You Americans! Not only you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; ... more>>
An American Soldier, Serving in World War II, Just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been Gr... more>>
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally... more>>
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally... more>>
A Married Couple is Sleeping when the Phone Rings at 3 AM. The Wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, Replies, "How am I supposed to kn... more>>
After Much Convincing from her Husband, finally Agreed to call an old family Friend to Sing her Happy Birthday. It was Only After she Finished Sin... more>>
It was Entertainment night at the Senior Center. the Exclaimed: "I'm here to put you ; Intend to each and Every Member of the Audience." The Excit... more>>
Taylor was excited about his first day at school. So Excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, He Realized that he desperately n... more>>
This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves at 6: 00 but he has forgotten his watch, so he looks for some one to ask the time. ... more>>
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and very ignorant about all the new technology. A te... more>>
There once was a magical bridge. A wise man told a Man, brunette, and a red head that if they ran across it and wished to be any thing it would ha... more>>
Definitions provided by Miss Misa Yadav, Laloo's daughter, in her Medical Entrance Exam. Anally - Happening Every Year Antibody - Against Ever... more>>
You may be an engineering ...if you think that when people around you its because they get enough sleep, You may be engineering...if can rememb... more>>
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