English Jokes

A Married Couple is Sleeping when the Phone Rings at 3 AM. The Wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, Replies, "How am I supposed to kn... more>>
After Much Convincing from her Husband, finally Agreed to call an old family Friend to Sing her Happy Birthday. It was Only After she Finished Sin... more>>
It was Entertainment night at the Senior Center. the Exclaimed: "I'm here to put you ; Intend to each and Every Member of the Audience." The Excit... more>>
Taylor was excited about his first day at school. So Excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, He Realized that he desperately n... more>>
This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves at 6: 00 but he has forgotten his watch, so he looks for some one to ask the time. ... more>>
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and very ignorant about all the new technology. A te... more>>
There once was a magical bridge. A wise man told a Man, brunette, and a red head that if they ran across it and wished to be any thing it would ha... more>>
Definitions provided by Miss Misa Yadav, Laloo's daughter, in her Medical Entrance Exam. Anally - Happening Every Year Antibody - Against Ever... more>>
You may be an engineering ...if you think that when people around you its because they get enough sleep, You may be engineering...if can rememb... more>>
One day a Madam opened the brother door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I h... more>>
3 women die and go to heaven. Like everyone else, they meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter tells them, "The only rule we have is: 'Don't step on... more>>
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not sp... more>>
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The... more>>
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down ... more>>
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Min... more>>
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