English Jokes

A motorist was unknowing caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the ma... more>>
Human Resource Officer Asks a Young Engineering fresh out of the massa chusetts institute of technology"and what starting salary you looking for?"The ... more>>
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. Well,said... more>>
A man exploring the ancient pyramids of egpyt while on vacation across a secret room. The tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and ... more>>
A man a walk one evening to discover in his storage a head. He immediately called 911, gave his address. The operator at the other end. the operator w... more>>
Donald Trump is walking out of the towards his limo when a signed steps forward and aims of gun. A secret service agent new on the job in micky mouse... more>>
An old man and his wife went to the doctor office and the docter asked the man for blood,urine and faces Pimples.The old man was slightly deep and sai... more>>
A client of a hospital where they brain transplantation asked about the prices. The doctor said "well this Ph.D Brain Costs $ 10000. The Brain Belonge... more>>
4years of age: My Mommy can do anything! 8years of age: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12years of age: My Mother doesn't really know quite every... more>>
Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleep... more>>
LS101: Combating Stupidity LS102: Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception LS103: Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right LS104: Understanding Your F... more>>
HE101: You Too Can Do Housework HE102: How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray HE103: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks") ... more>>
EB101: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut EB102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas EB103: How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You ... more>>
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hel... more>>
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 i... more>>
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