College Jokes

16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! 15. I wil... more>>
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stop... more>>
SILENCE Is the best Answer for all questions SMILE Is the best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIV... more>>
Boy went to a Girl's house to tell his feelings for her He took a lotus for proposing But her mom opened the door & all he could say was: . . . ... more>>
Prove that 2/10=2 Japanese student-Wrong question. Pakistan student-No way. American student-Its strange, how is it possible? Indian- RAJNIKANT ... more>>
Father: How did you fail the final exam? Son: Under water Father: What do you mean? Son: All below 'C' level ... more>>
Various Explanations To Why "Chicken Crossed The Road" TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the ... more>>
A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the ... more>>
Two economists were walking down the street when they noticed two women yelling across the street at each other from their apartment windows. Of cou... more>>
5. I'm not going to grant any extensions. 4. Call me any time. I'm always available. 3. It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe. 2. ... more>>
The Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. The students echoed back to him, he responded "Ah, you're Freshmen." The professor says, "I w... more>>
The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1... #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tig... more>>
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manag... more>>
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.... more>>
These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is compo... more>>
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