College Jokes

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E-End Of T-Thinking C-Capacity ... more>>
Mathematical Rule of Dieting: If you drink a diet soda and eat a chocolate bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda. Inte... more>>
Theory Of Students...!!! Starting Of The Academic Year - I Can Top The Class This Year.. Half Year Away From Exams - I'm Sure I Can Be In Top 10... more>>
Teacher: How old is your dad? Student: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Student: He became father only after I was born. ... more>>
Few friends were drinking whisky, suddenly the phone, kept on the table rang. Boy: hello . Girl: Darling, I am out for shopping and I saw a gold ... more>>
Did you study for the test? Nerd: "All week long!" Normal people: "I read one chapter..." Back Bencher: "Are you kidding me? What test?! " ... more>>
"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other." ... more>>
I am a college student. I've missed class to watch Jenny Jones. I've partied until 7 in the morning. I live for Southpark and Sportscenter. I watc... more>>
____________________University To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________ I think my grade in your course,________... more>>
Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, Bu... more>>
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 3. Twitch a lot. 4. Pretend to talk... more>>
The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost... more>>
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night... more>>
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his frien... more>>
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher aske... more>>
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