College Jokes

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop 2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge 3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral... more>>
A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast. "Jim, is everything okay?" he asked. "No, it's not. ... more>>
26 Fun Things for Professors to do on the First Day of Class: 1.Wear a hood with one eye hole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises. 2.Af... more>>
Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook: 1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper weight on your already ... more>>
Medical & Engineering College Principals argued that their students are fearless. Medical college Principal called the students & asked to jump in ... more>>
A college graduate applies for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he is given a sealed envelope and told to take it t... more>>
A teacher was reprimanding a teenager in the hall. "Do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, ... more>>
During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party". After discussing the subje... more>>
The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is the principal's office" answers the principal. "Sir, Rajesh won't be able... more>>
Two friends, Finishing the paper, coming out of the examination hall, having a cold drink and talking.... 1st -"Dude... which paper was it....." 2nd... more>>
A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote : "Re.10 for 1 mark" Paper was checked by a stupid professor . . . He sent hi... more>>
Once a girl asked her boy-friend: Why we have units to measure weight, height & distance but not love friendship & trust? Boy thought for a whil... more>>
Teacher: John, why are you so late? John: I was throwing stones into the river. Teacher: Okaay, well take your seat. Teacher: Bob, why are you also... more>>
7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Change the Empty Refill 5. Again Write 6. Ask for Extra ... more>>
SCHOOL LIFE Most Irritating Moment Morning Alarm Most Difficult Task To Find Socks Most Dreadful Journey Way To Class Most Lovely Time Meetin... more>>
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