College Jokes

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher aske... more>>
Medical & Engineering College Principals argued that their students students are fearless. Medical college Principal called the students & asked to j... more>>
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabu... more>>
In School If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On Last Bench.. But In College If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On First Bench. ... more>>
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. Wake up, son. Its time to go to college! But why, Mom? I dont want to go. Give me two rea... more>>
Lab khamosh ho jate hai, Jab tum samne aate ho, dil dhadakte hai jab nigah milate ho, saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho, BHOOT ho kya? ... more>>
A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasu... more>>
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye was admitted to Oxford University, and was now living in his first year of residence there. His clan was very e... more>>
A student didn't know what to do so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on t... more>>
25. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study. 24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at... more>>
These are actual student evaluation comments taken from an MIT course evaluation guide in the fall semester of 1991. "This class was a religious ex... more>>
An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on thei... more>>
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes. SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally differ... more>>
1. It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds. ... more>>
1. Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before. 2. The undiscovered side of Banking: How to make deposits. 3. Combating the Imelda M... more>>
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