Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.
Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?
Abbott: Yes, t...
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the
And there were two Bytes in the Word and nothing else existed...
What seems to be the problem?
There's a fly in my soup.
Try again, maybe the fly wonot be there this time.
No, it is still there.
May be it is the...
1. The shall love they BBS with all they heart and all they bytes.
2. The shall remember thy name and password.
3 . The shall only call a BBS tw...
Husband is a Software Professional!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or Fil...
From "Machine Design" Magazine.
All to often, computers arenot up when you need them, or some short of system error
costs you a lot of...
"Government should be run like a business." We've all heared that. Here is how the
Internal Revenue Service (nobody's favorite government agency) woul...
Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or For warding mails
unless he is assigned work by manager.
Law 2: The rate of change ...
a word... I have pages to tell.
Google: Enter a query... I have
unlimited ways to answer.
Internet: Without me, you both
A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings....
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer,...
His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose
anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sampl...
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his
Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He ...
At a software conference in india, the participants were given an awkward question to
answer. If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that ...
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason,...