Techies Jokes

Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX. Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program? Abbott: Yes, t... more>>
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word and nothing else existed... more>>
What seems to be the problem? There's a fly in my soup. Try again, maybe the fly wonot be there this time. No, it is still there. May be it is the... more>>
1. The shall love they BBS with all they heart and all they bytes. 2. The shall remember thy name and password. 3 . The shall only call a BBS tw... more>>
Husband is a Software Professional! Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in. Wife : Have you brought the ring? Husband : Bad command or Fil... more>>
From "Machine Design" Magazine. .....Byte Bat All to often, computers arenot up when you need them, or some short of system error costs you a lot of... more>>
"Government should be run like a business." We've all heared that. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobody's favorite government agency) woul... more>>
Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or For warding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2: The rate of change ... more>>
Wikipedia: Enter a word... I have pages to tell. Google: Enter a query... I have unlimited ways to answer. Internet: Without me, you both are... more>>
A Software Engg was smoking Girl: Didn't u see the warning ? Smoking is injurious to health. Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.... more>>
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer,... more>>
His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sampl... more>>
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He ... more>>
At a software conference in india, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that ... more>>
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason,... more>>
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