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Techies Jokes

Our Computer, Who art in Centrals, Hallowed be Thy screen. Thy Keyboard Come, Thy will be done on Drive as it is in Memory. Give us this day our ... more>>
Welcome to Mega computer's 24-hour helpline. If you have been waiting LESS than 24 hours, please remain on the line.... more>>
A Computer Manufacture called some of their clients to ask about how much they are satisfied with their computer. Company: Hi, I'm calling from U C... more>>
A woman walked into a computer shop, spotted a display of mouse pads, then asked the sales person if they were Mac. compatable.... more>>
December, 9999 . . . If only those programmers in 1999 had insisted on 5 digits in their dates, we would not be spending quadrillions on the year ... more>>
Microsoft has announced a new product called Microsoft Sentence. Install it on your computer, and will come to a full-stop. Period. ... more>>
THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES 1. Word processors never display a cursor. 2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. ... more>>
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Rec... more>>
Once upon a midnight , fingers cramped and vision, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warm of bed sheets, St... more>>
This Memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.: known as "Millennia Year Application Softwa... more>>
1. CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs) 2. CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs) 3. TAB (Move forward through the options) 4. SHIF... more>>
1. Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu) 2. Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box) 3. Windows Logo+D (Display the ... more>>
the keyboard shortcuts: 1. RIGHT ARROW (Move to the rightor to the beginning of the next line) 2. LEFT ARROW (Move to the leftorto the end of the... more>>
1. CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane) 2. ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window) 3. SHIFT+F10 (Dis... more>>
1. CTRL+ALT+END (Open the Microsoft Windows NT Securitydialog box) 2. ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right) 3. ALT+PAGE DOWN (... more>>
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