Who art in Centrals,
Hallowed be Thy screen.
Thy Keyboard Come,
Thy will be done on Drive as it is in Memory.
Give us this day our ...
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A Computer Manufacture called some of their clients to ask
about how much they are satisfied with their computer.
Company: Hi, I'm calling from U C...
A woman walked into a computer shop,
spotted a display of mouse pads,
then asked the sales person if they were Mac.
December, 9999 . . .
If only those programmers in 1999 had insisted on 5 digits in their
dates, we would not be spending quadrillions on the year ...
Microsoft has announced a new product called Microsoft
Install it on your computer,
and will come to a full-stop. Period.
THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES
1. Word processors never display a cursor.
2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as
being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to
Once upon a midnight , fingers cramped and vision, System
manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for
the warm of bed sheets, St...
This Memo is to announce the development of a new software system
which will be Year 2000 compliant.: known as
"Millennia Year Application Softwa...
1. CTRL+TAB (Move forward
through the tabs)
2. CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move
backward through the tabs)
3. TAB (Move forward through the
1. Windows Logo (Display or hide
the Start menu)
2. Windows Logo+BREAK (Display
the System Properties dialog box)
3. Windows Logo+D (Display the
the keyboard shortcuts:
1. RIGHT ARROW (Move to the
rightor to the beginning of the
2. LEFT ARROW (Move to the
leftorto the end of the...
1. CTRL+P (Print the current page
or active pane)
2. ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the
window menu for the active
3. SHIFT+F10 (Dis...
1. CTRL+ALT+END (Open the
Microsoft Windows NT
2. ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between
programs from left to right)
3. ALT+PAGE DOWN (...