Techies Jokes

1. CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs) 2. CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs) 3. TAB (Move forward through the options) 4. SHIF... more>>
1. Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu) 2. Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box) 3. Windows Logo+D (Display the ... more>>
the keyboard shortcuts: 1. RIGHT ARROW (Move to the rightor to the beginning of the next line) 2. LEFT ARROW (Move to the leftorto the end of the... more>>
1. CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane) 2. ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window) 3. SHIFT+F10 (Dis... more>>
1. CTRL+ALT+END (Open the Microsoft Windows NT Securitydialog box) 2. ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right) 3. ALT+PAGE DOWN (... more>>
The new ads will use the slogan "Windows, Not Walls," which really speaks to me as a computer user because I'm always running into walls and wait,... more>>
Microsoft is apparently tired of being portrayed as a dumpy has-been in Apple's "Hello, I'm a Mac" commercials. The software giant has just launc... more>>
1940 Generation 1965 Generation 1990 Generation ______________ __________________ __... more>>
1.Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this worl... more>>
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to th... more>>
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warrant... more>>
1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You have not played patience with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers... more>>
You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money. You have more than one degree from an online university. ... more>>
1. You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. 2. You may not give anyone... more>>
. Buff your mouse pad . Make a list of things to download . Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modern .Count to 500 in "cli... more>>
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