Scientists were playing hide and seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u ...
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
?A for A...
Billy company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to...
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few d...
Is Google Is Boy Or Girl
Question :"Is Google a boy or Girl ????
Answer :"Ofcourse it is a Gi...
We will now upgrade your brain,
NO BRAIN found....
Girl friends are like a net virus.
They enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind,
download your problems and delete your happiness....
Question: What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet
Because All Worries Start With W
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn h...
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own
opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
He was ho...
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don't you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.
An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in
a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1248 sheep out there."
If Gods Were I.T. Engineers