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Techies Jokes

Wikipedia: Enter a word... I have pages to tell. Google: Enter a query... I have unlimited ways to answer. Internet: Without me, you both are... more>>
A Software Engg was smoking Girl: Didn't u see the warning ? Smoking is injurious to health. Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.... more>>
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer,... more>>
His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sampl... more>>
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He ... more>>
At a software conference in india, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that ... more>>
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason,... more>>
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I use to. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one han... more>>
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers' - Thomas Watson, IBM, 1943 '32 bits ought to be enough address space' - Vint Cerf, 1977 ... more>>
1.The Internet has changed everything, even these tried and true traditional sayings: 2. Wherever I lay my @, that's my home. 3. The email of... more>>
1 .If you have reached the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 2. When you are computing, if someone is wat... more>>
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon ... more>>
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, itis 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit ... more>>
It doesn't just end at simple phone support for our customers... Since things like, undeleteing files clients so recklessly deleted isn't always possi... more>>
"The world of technology can be difficult for some." - Press Release We offer a range of quality services to satisfy any possible technical support... more>>
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