In order to tide fans over in the month between the public beta and the game is
launch on September 9, Bungie has released a new trailer for Destiny h...
My self esteem is in the toilet I've just gotten back with an ex and in all honesty I
can't understand why he's with me. He has plenty of attractive f...
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user
Help-desk : double click on My Computer.
Lady : I can't see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on My Co...
Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week. Microscopic metal particles can be
removed by waving a powerful magnet over the surface of the disk...
A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is
Whatis the problem.
There is smoke coming out of the pow...
Another customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days
later. a letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of ...
Customer : Iam having trouble installing Microsoft Word.
Tech Support : Tell me what you have done.
Customer : I typed A SETUP.
Another IBM customer had troubles in installing software and rang for support. I put
in the first disk and that was OK.
It said to put in the second ...
A confused caller to IBM told the technician
That the computer had said itcould not find printer. The user had tried.
Turning the computer screen t...
A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was engraged because his
computer had told him he was 'bad and invalid'. The tech explained that...
Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He
had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soake...
Scientists were playing hide and seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u ...
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
?A for A...
Billy company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to...
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few d...