If Operating Systems were Airlines
All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane,
push it until it gets in the air, ...
Two Digits for a Date (to the tune of "Gilligan's Island," more
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale Of the doom that is our
A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bar tender. Just as
the bar tender is about to ask the customer for his order he
hears a phone ring. The...
AOL: America Online, this is Sue speaking.
Caller: Hi, I have some questions about American Online
before I join.
AOL: Okay, ma'am, what's your qu...
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the
new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the
second quarter of 1...
You have recieved an Amish Computer Virus.
Since the Amish don't use computers,
this is based on your honor system.
So please clean out your comput...
In the days before e-mail, faxes, etc. when the quickest way to
communicate was via telegram, Western Union charged by
the word. People would try ...
Top 19 List of Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
19. Can't stick our heads out of Windows 95.
18. Fetch command not available on all platforms. ...
How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light
None - they will Re-define darkness as an industry standard...
Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape
keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle
of the screen. Now type ...
Last Year, Many Women Upgraded Their Boyfriend 3.1 To Boyfriend Plus 1.0
(Marketing Name: Fiance 1.0) And Then Further Upgraded Fiance 1.0 To
1. House is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single ...
What did Commander Data say after he was turned on, the
"12 Million Terra byte Positron memory ready."
After a short while.
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when I
noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a cognac.
I was meeting a very imp...
The Businessman dragged him self house and made it to his
chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall coo...