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worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are: 1-Sleeping on Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone. 2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired. 3-Sle... more>>

Pathan And American

By Amukulita Chowdhary

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No American: Dog is Better than U bcz Dog can Swims Pathan: Okay, Can U swim? American: Yes Pathan: Then What is t... more>>

BoyFriend Before Marriage

By Ashwini Parmar

Husband to Wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage? Wife stays silent for a bit Husband wondering: why you silent.... Wife : just let... more>>

Lips are like Friends

By Sneha Patel

Lips are like FRIENDS.. if we say READ, WRITE, LEARN, they will never meet.. but if we say BUNK, PLAY, PARTY, PICNIC, fatafat mil jaate hai ;)... more>>

Head And Tail

By Sheetal Rai

A student didn't know what to do so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on ... more>>

Poor Daddy

By Amukata Chow

Teacher: Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have? Student: A heart attack.... more>>

School Ahead Go Slow

By Neelam Pandey

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: Th... more>>

Husband In Sleep

By Yasmeen Hana

A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen heiz awake ... more>>

Bloody English Language

By Tabasumm Aaditri

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live wit... more>>

Only Small Babies

By Amukulita Chowdhary

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him: Tourist: Any great men born in this village? sar... more>>

What is my age?

By Tabasumm Aaditri

Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? Student : 32YRS Teacher : How do you know? Student : Well, ... more>>

Brilliant Student

By Sneha Patel

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPPU: A teacher ... more>>

Husband And Lover

By soumya Soman

Girl 1: Oh I am doomed! That's my husband coming with my lover! Girl 2: I was about to say the same-thing too! ... more>>

Women And Doctor

By Deepika Tripathi

A woman went to the Doctor and said "When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot what is ... more>>

Dumb and Dumber

By Roger Aliya

Friend 1: Is it true that your wife talks to herself when she is alone? Friend 2: I don't know. I wasn't with her when she was alone. ... more>>

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