worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are:
1-Sleeping on Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone.
2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired.
American: Can U swim?
American: Dog is Better than U
bcz Dog can Swims
Pathan: Okay, Can U swim?
Pathan: Then What is t...
Husband to Wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife stays silent for a bit
Husband wondering: why you silent....
Wife : just let...
Lips are like FRIENDS..
if we say READ, WRITE, LEARN, they will never meet..
but if we say BUNK, PLAY, PARTY, PICNIC,
fatafat mil jaate hai ;)...
A student didn't know what to do
so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air
and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep
and if it stands on ...
Teacher: Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave
your mother half, what should he have?
Student: A heart attack....
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen heiz awake
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live wit...
A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a
question to him:
Tourist: Any great men born in this village?
Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my
Student : 32YRS
Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, ...
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
PAPPU: A teacher
Girl 1: Oh I am doomed! That's my husband coming with my lover!
Girl 2: I was about to say the same-thing too!
A woman went to the Doctor and said "When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw
my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot what is ...
Friend 1: Is it true that your wife talks to herself when she is alone?
Friend 2: I don't know. I wasn't with her when she was alone.