Wo Bhi Kahti Hai ki,
"Pyar Andha Hota Hai"
Arey ! Pyar Andha Nahi hai Bahan"
Tune Pyar Andha-Dhundh Kiya Hai"....
A Man who lost his wife in the Tsunami Lhro,
One day stood on the sea ..!
Wave was Touching her Feet ..!
Suddenly he Exclaimed:
Hold the leg at S...
"Oxygen is a must for Breathing and Life. It was discovered in
1773." A Student Responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773!
Otherwise I Would hav...
Hi. I am house Right Now, I am Just Screening my Calls.
So Start Talking and If you Are Some one I want to Speak
with I will Pick up the Phone. Othe...
Neutrons Attacked them.
a Hero saves them.
Protons ask "who are you?"
Hero says "Bond........Ionic Bond"...
Husband was Begger Pretending to be Blind ?
wife his Goods words to me ?
No what did he Say?
He Said that I was so Kind wife is Young .
So I ...
A Beggar Mets another Beggar.Is Called a Software
Engineer meets another Software Engineer. Is Called Work
Of Software .
Both of them ask the Sa...
I have no Rupees.
You can give me Some Atta (flour).
there is no Atta Left.
Then give me an old Shirt or Pajama.
I have no Shirt or Pajama - Old o...
Scientists fear that the Chinese white-fin dolphin known as the
"goddess of the river" has been rendered extinct due to over
fishing and increased...
The world's tallest man saved the life of a dolphin by sticking his hand down it's
throat and cleaning debris from it's stomach. Normally the dolphin ...
A man walks into a bar with a dolphin in his ear. The bar man,
Surprised, says you got a dolphin in your ear. the
man replies, What a at? you wil...
A woman got married to the man who has got one leg.
The next day she mailed her mother my husband got one foot
her mother replied thats wonderful! ...
I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with
a sign saying .Newly translated from the original French: 37
Baaju ke ghar se IODEX Maang ke La.
Wo log Nahi Denge.
Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
Chal Apni hi almaari se Nikaal le!...
At age 4 success is . . Not peeing in your Pants
At age 12 success is . Having Friends
At age 16 success is . .Having a Drivers License
At age 20 ...