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Sms Jokes

You will find a unique assortment of sms jokes.
Year 1995 : Answer all questions. Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question. Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C). Year 2010 : Write either a ... more>>
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies,"For you, no charge." Genetics explains why you look like your... more>>
Pakistani Batsmen Playing out the entire 50 over ? How to Increase the chances of Pakistani Bats men Playing out the entire 50 over ? Try giving t... more>>
Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par Puri Team Out Ho Jaye , To konsa Number Khilari Not Out Rahega? If All Other Things Remaining T... more>>
Movies would not be Entertaining; Chatting would not be Engrossing; Shopping would not be Happening; And hence Life would not be Cool; If you were... more>>
Father: why ur mommy sitting so silent ..? Son : Nothing, Mommy askd lip stick, but i gav fevistick..tht's all..! ... more>>
Biology class Teacher was teaching about Earthworm. Teacher saw a boy sleeping.Get angry pulled the ear of the student and asked . What is an Earthw... more>>
Life of the college student, wallet hai paise nahi, lecturer hai attendence nahi, cell hai balance nahi, frnds hai girl friend nahi, exam hai ten... more>>
Har Sawal Se Datt Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peeche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna... more>>
Guzray huye Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!! Answer sheet mai jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!! Uski Fikar mai Apney HOlida... more>>
Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai, ek din to sabne marna hai, char din ki hai zindagi, kha lo jee bhar ke, agle janam to phir 3 kilo se ... more>>
Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke.. . . Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke.. . . Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe... . . To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hai... more>>
Ye haseen vaadiyan, aur khula khula akaash.! wah wah Ye haseen vaadiyan, Aur khula khula akaash . Ohh...MY GOD Abhijeet, Ek aur laash!... more>>
Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal . Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal... more>>
A girl never express her liking for a boy Thinking boy should express first . And . ... A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend... more>>
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