When You are at loss Words But Wants to Tell Some One That He Or She
Lights Not Burning to Bright.
Like a Barometer - Vaccum at top ....
As In Many Homes On News Year Day,A Happily Married
Couple Faced The Annual Conflict Of Which Was More
Important the Football Match On Televisio...
A Sales ManTired of his Job Gave it Up to Become a Policeman Several
Month Later A Friend Asked How He Liked his New Role Well He
Repied The Pay...
For the weeks Six-Year-Old Lady Kept
Telling his First Grade Teacher About the
Baby Brother or Sister that Was Expected
at this House.
A Man and his sons were walking in the forest .
Suddenly the boy trips and feelings a sharp pain
he screams Ahhhh.
Surprised he hears a voice c...
Mujhe Chai to dena
Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke diya
Ponting Ghusse me: Cup me dal ke do
Biwi: CUP to tera Bap Dhoni le jayega,
Isi me peene ki aa...
Ek Machhar preshaan baitha tha.
Dusre ne poochha, "Kya hua?"
"Yaar gazab ho raha hai..
Masale Dani mei Masala..
Chuhe Dani mei chuha....
When a Non IT Girl Marries
an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from
work) "Good Evening Dear,
I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the
Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind
Sir George w.bush: Never Mind
Give Priority to your parents except God.
You know why??
Because God gives us life with both Happy and Sad moments but our parents always try
M = M ymom
O = O bilge
T = T erriffic
H = H onest
E = E xcellent
R = R esponseble
I really really do love my mother, more than I can explain eve...
Kg: Kisi se dosti nai thi or ladka
ladki sb hath pakad kr chalte the,
12: Dosti bhi or pyar bhi phir hath
pakdne se darte the.
3 aadmi marneke baad god ke paas"swarg or nark" ke dicigen ke liye pahoch jate hai..
,.........(sswarg ke darwajepar).........
1st Aadmi:-god me ek ...
1.Prove That 100=6 ..
Students said, "Out of syllabus".
Engg Students simply start answering.
then Multiply both side by 94