An apprentice plumber has burned down a $5 million ($10
million USD) waterside mansion in southwest England,
after a soldering task during his fir...
Did you know that the eighth Duke of Devonshire, known
to his friends as "Harty Tarty", was told off by Queen
Victoria for picking his nose at din...
I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it
told me it was Na (Not Available!!)
Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium,
1.Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad
2.Energy equals milk chocolate square (attributed to
Albert E. Hersey)
There was an old lady called Whyte
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous n...
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and
$tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't
think of anything I need,...
The Sun is 4.5 billion years old and produces 383 billion
trillion kilowatts of energy.
The Moon is the only non-Earth object upon which a man
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly
after eating the apple, and wondered about men and
women. So looking up to the heavens he say...
An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in
Iraq. During inspection, he notices a Camel tied up
outside the barracks. He asks the soldi...
An Air Force Cargo Plane was Preparing for departure from Air Base in Greenland. They
were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's ...
I Halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It Plainly marks four my review
Mistakes I New knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word...
A young Man was hired by a supermarket and reported
for his first day of work The manager greeted him with a
warm handshake and a smile.
J- Jolly natured
So proud 2 b guju...
choose any1 4 me ..
cute but dumb
attractive but rude
pretty but ignoring
Gorgeous but careless
Intelligent but lazy
smart but selfi...
1= hit me wid a pillow
2= drop a bucket full ov water
3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly
4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on