An Economist was standing at the shore of a large lake, surf-
casting. It was the middle of winter, and the lake was
completely frozen over, but th...
A mathematician, a theoretical economist and an
econometrician are asked to find a black cat (who doesn't
really exist) in a closed room with the ...
An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect
were were arguing about what was God's real profession.
The philosopher said, "Well, fi...
Tom was invited to his friend's house for dinner. He found that his buddy
called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart,
Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the old people's home
one day when Tim turned to the other and said. John I'm really
feeling my age t...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,
I need a...
Rebecca Helen Elder was ordered to stand trial in Australia
after being accused of breaking into a man's house and
The 39-year-old ...
Need new teeth? You are in luck as in urine luck, because
scientists are on the verge of creating new teeth from pee.
MouseIt's not wi...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a
highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
She offers him a h...
A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along,
when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother
mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs awa...
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender,"I bet you
fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye."
The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've n...
An Israeli soldier who just en listed asked the Commanding
Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army,
It's Black Friday and mall is packed with shoppers and Frank
can't find his wife. He goes up to a very attractive woman and
says, "Excuse me, can ...
A little boy called papu was taken to the dentist. Examination
revealed that Josh had a cavity, which needed filling.
'Now, young man,' asked the d...
While Cole man balls are primarily associated with David
Coleman's athletics commentaries, gaffes are to be found in
most other sports, here some ...