Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connect...
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
others I would love to punch in the face....
One employee told his boss, 'Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently. The
boss replied, The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happen...
All men are brave,
Horrors movies don't scare them...
10 missed calls from wife-----surely does!...
PINKY: Ye Tumhe Kya Sujh Gaya Ki..
Tumne Kutta Paal Liya?
PADOSAN:Taaki Logo Ko Pata Na Chal Sake Ki..
Kaun Bhauk Raha Hai. ...
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!...
Mahesh Bhat : Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai Halaat bahut kharab
Alia Bhatt : Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuchh din ghar par re...
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.....
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living...
Har Desh Mein Log Apni Girlfriend Ko Call Karte Hai To Kuch Bhadiya Sa Bolte Hai, Par
Apne India Ke Boyfriends To Zara Hatt Ke Hai, Janiye Vo Kya Puch...
Rajnikanth wanted to organise a "SMALL" show for his family and friends..
And guess what'
as a result "Comman Wealth Games" came to India..!!...
Customer: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Customer: Radio label shows Made in Japan but ...
A difference between horror and beauty?
A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep
But horror is when it hugs y...
Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who are they to stop you?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids!...