A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter
and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find...
"First," said the playboy,
"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to d...
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of
balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the
check you wrote to the...
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the
White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street
interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election.
"I'm not voting for any of the ca...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. ...
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says,
"I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away,
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new
born baby. Furious, he was determined
to track down the father t...
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?
He enters a duck.
How can you tell if a Pole is present?
He bets money on the duck.
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He returned to
his office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of his
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and
said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were
arguing as to which profession was older.
"Well," argued the doctor, "without a
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great
Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the
terrain was bare with no gree...
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several
bystanders ran over to help the driver. A women was the first to reach the
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They
passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys