Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
A secretary, who works in an office with my daughter's friend,
Commented at lunch that it was such a shame that the spice
girls couldn't stay toge...
Mrs. And Mr. Smith were asleep one night when the phone starts ringing. Mrs. Smith
picks up the phone, listens for a few seconds, and says, How the he...
1.Love is cuddling on the couch. Marriage is deciding which couch. 2.Love is a
flickering flame. Marriage is a flickering TV.
3. Love is holding ha...
There was a dumb blonde out on a rowboat one day in the middle of a wheat field. Then
another dumb blonde drives by and yells to the one in a rowboat,...
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he
works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the
brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go
out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luc...
On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They
needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimmin...
There was a Blonde and her husband.
One morning the husband leaves for work and the blonde gets up. She's determined to
prove to her husband that b...
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the
car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde sa...
Two blondes thought they would save money by re-siding their house themselves. After
assembling all the necessary materials, the 1st blond put on a na...
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it
outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regula...
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.
She passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?" The pig says, "I won her in a
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like
forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing.