Short Jokes

Bored of reading long jokes..?? Here is the huge collection of short jokes.
School- apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala Tution- idhar chala mai udhar chala Maths- ajeeb dastan hai yeh Science- aa khusi se kudkushi karle G... more>>
1. Antibody - One who hates his body . 2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings. 3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria . 4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .... more>>
O Master ji, Wen I cum, rain cham cham. Leg my fisla, I gira dham. Niche my bag&upar was hum. Isliye 2 days, I not cum. ... more>>
Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I have not seen any one get out so fast. Man, I am his speed. I am quick but he is ... more>>
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to... more>>
1.It is important to have a woman who helps at home who cooks from time to time cleans up and has a job. 2. It is important to have a woman, who can m... more>>
A young officer is working late at the Pentagon one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 P.M. he sees the General standing by the classified... more>>
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this.. Looking for man with these qualifications: - won't beat me up - won't run away from - is ... more>>
the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double." The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new... more>>
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He went over, picked ... more>>
He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and ... more>>
A new teacher, trying to make use of her psychology courses, started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up." After a few ... more>>
TEACHER: "If I divided a piece of beef into four pieces, what would I get?" STUDENT: "Quarters" TEACHER: "Right. Now if I divided the quarters aga... more>>
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said n... more>>
A child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey? The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because o... more>>
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