School- apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
Tution- idhar chala mai udhar chala
Maths- ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Science- aa khusi se kudkushi karle
1. Antibody - One who hates his
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark ....
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag&upar was hum.
Isliye 2 days, I not cum.
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The sailor said n...
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