* If it wasn't Crushed, it wouldn't have been Called a 'Crush'!
* Don't feel Everything is pink, 'pink' is a shade of 'red'!
* There is no Time B...
I have one.
You have one.
Your mother uses your father's one
and your auntie uses your uncle's one.
A married lady would acquire one.
But a ...
Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a
shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will
bet you $100 against on...
ECONOMISTS do it at bliss point
ECONOMISTS do it cyclically
ECONOMISTS do it in an Edgecworth Box
ECONOMISTS do it on demand
ECONOMISTS do it ...
Econometricians do it if they can identify it. Applied
econometricians do it even if they can't.
Economists do it with Slut Sky Matrices.
Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):
What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
Your Wife ?...
Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are
walking down the road. They get across shit lying on the as
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do
two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The
interviewer asks "Four, ex...
An Elderly Economics Professor is Standing at the shallow
end of the campus pool. A Code standing at the deep end
taking pictures. She suddenly dr...
An Economist was standing at the shore of a large lake, surf-
casting. It was the middle of winter, and the lake was
completely frozen over, but th...
A mathematician, a theoretical economist and an
econometrician are asked to find a black cat (who doesn't
really exist) in a closed room with the ...
An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect
were were arguing about what was God's real profession.
The philosopher said, "Well, fi...
Tom was invited to his friend's house for dinner. He found that his buddy
called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart,
Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the old people's home
one day when Tim turned to the other and said. John I'm really
feeling my age t...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,
I need a...