Top Ten 'Mike Tyson' List:

No. 10. Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena
Bobbit, Winner Eats all...
No. 9. This gives new meaning to "box lunch"
No. 8. Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your
ear?"...
Holyfield: "What?"
No. 7. Spock-vs-Tyson bout hastily canceled... No. 6. What did Mike
Tyson say to Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat dat?"
No. 5. Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two
bytes and no memory...
No. 4. Next bout: Tyson vs Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to
referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest
in Budapest"...
No. 3. How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica
leaves a ringing in you ear, Tyson leaves your ear in the
ring...
No. 2. Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III
a. The Third Gogh Around
b. Dahmer vs. Psalmer
c. The Last Supper
d. Ear-Reconcilable Differences
e. Grazing Bull
f. You wanna a piece of me?
g. Blood Sweat and Ears
h. No Lobe Lost
i. Bite of the Century
j. Because you're dumb enough to pay for it...
And the No. 1 Tyson Joke:
When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were
"It tasted like chicken"...