Pyarelal facing Brett Lee..

Pyarelal is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman in a one-day game against Australia. He came down to face the first over from Brett Lee who is bowling at his fiercest.
First ball: Whizzes past Pyarelal's off-stump. Pyarelal doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to the wicket keeper.
Second ball: Goes right over the Pyarelal's bat and just over the middle stump missing both the bat and the stumps. Pyarelal is again unmoved.
Third ball: Is a bouncer and misses Pyarelal's head by a fraction of an inch. Yet Pyarelal is unmoved.
Fourth ball: Outside the leg-stump. Pyarelal doesn't move and the ball shoots past him to the wicket keeper. But this time, the umpire shouts "No Ball!"
Pyarelal walks up to the umpire and tells him, "So you discovered it now? You see, I know from the very beginning this guy has no ball in his hand!"