Little Mermaid Jokes:
Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved!
What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms,
a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a
A photograph of a mermaid!
What is a mermaid's favorite song?
Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way?
Because the seaweed.
Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?
Because she was playing water polo!