Judy called the police.
"My next door neighbor is exposing himself. Oh
my," she continued, "he's just standing there, big
as you please, taking a shower with his window
The squad car arrived immediately to catch the
evil culprit in the act. She led the cop into her
bedroom and pointed out her window.
"See what I mean, officer."
The policeman scratched his head and said, "Ma'am,
I can only see the top of his head."
Judy, "Fool, just put a chair on that dresser over
there and stand on that!