Exposing Neighbour

Judy called the police.

"My next door neighbor is exposing himself. Oh my," she continued, "he's just standing there, big as you please, taking a shower with his window shades up!"

The squad car arrived immediately to catch the evil culprit in the act. She led the cop into her bedroom and pointed out her window.

"See what I mean, officer."

The policeman scratched his head and said, "Ma'am, I can only see the top of his head."

Judy, "Fool, just put a chair on that dresser over there and stand on that!