Two businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently retired was describing
his life, "I get up late in the morning. I have a fantastic breakfast and
then I lie down on my veranda and relax. I go inside for lunch, have great
salads, the best coffee, and I go out and lie on my veranda again. When it
gets dark I have a great dinner with the finest wines. I smoke a Cuban
cigar. Then I go lie on my veranda again."

The other gentleman acknowledges that this is a life to be envied. Later he
reported the conversation to his wife.

She asked, "What's his wife's name?"

Her husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think its Veranda."