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Lady 1: My son is very well behaved. Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years. Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 ... more>>
Ek aadmi nadi me doob raha tha, Aadmi bola- Ganesh ji bachao, Ganeshji to dance karne lage. Aadmi-Aaap nach kyo rahe ho? Ganeshji- mere visarjan me to... more>>
Son: "My math teacher is crazy". Mother: "Why?" Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2." ... more>>
Jill calls her friend Linda, Linda picks up the phone. Jill : "Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?" Linda : "Why?" Jill : "I need to study cosmetic... more>>
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, and why is it necessary to be quiet in church? Little Jo... more>>
The Grandmother was looking at a picture her six year old granddaughter had drawn of a fat cat. She asked the granddaughter what kind it was. Sh... more>>
Friend1:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain? Friend2:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint... more>>
A precious little girl walks into a Petsmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep... more>>
After a family meal one night, three generations of the family are sitting around chatting. Jenny, a four year old, is sitting on her grandfather's kn... more>>
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparent's house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The younge... more>>
The daughter of a military father letter ...! Papa fight over the limit you, do not worry about the rest ... The country is big, life is short, do... more>>
Teacher Scolding a boy Teacher: U faliure! At your age Bill gates stood first in the class! Student: Mind you, Sir but at your age Hitler committed ... more>>
Sadhu : I haven't slept all night in the train. Friend: Why? Sadhu: I had an upper berth. Friend: Why didn't you exchange it? Sadhu: There was n... more>>
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when the... more>>
Two friends met after a long time... Hey, I got married! Oh! Thats good! No, that's bad. She's ugly! Oh! That's Bad! No, that's Good. S... more>>
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