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Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi.. :-( Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi thi ... more>>
Santa: People consider me as a GOD Wife: How do you know?? Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said Oh GOD! Tu aaj phir aa gay... more>>
No teacher, professor or anyone else... . . . But a hungry stomach, an empty pocket & a broken Heart can teach - . . . The most important les... more>>
Jai Ho effect: . . Today I helped a girl and she replied "THANK U", .. . . then I told her not to say thank u but instead take my mobile numb... more>>
BOLDEST PROPOSAL:- . Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se:- "Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!! . . Baap: "Kyu ?? . . . Ladka: "Kyunki ab Mera Haa... more>>
Ladka universty me Beautiful ladki se: aap ka name?? . Ladki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. . . . . . . Ladka : o acha to aap ... more>>
Cigrate pine se Cancer hota hai........ . galat Sara sar bakwas.... . . Yuvi ne Cigrate nahi pi bechare ko Cancer ho gaya . . ab Imran Hasmi... more>>
Girl: Which Laptop do u have..? Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit.. 2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics C... more>>
Ek ladki ko koi ladka baar baar Call kar karke pareshan kar raha tha,. . Us ladki ne tang akar wo sim card tod di aur nayi Kharid li. . Aur na... more>>
Zindagi Me 5 Bate Yad Rakhna. 1) Kabhi Usko Sorry Mat Bolo Jo Tumhe Pasnd Karta Ho. 2) Kabhi Usko Bye Mat Kaho Jise Tumhari Zaroort Ho 3) K... more>>
Zindgi ki keemat ka Andaza maut ke bad hi hota hai. ? ? ? ? ? ? For exampal zinda murga Rs. 85/- Aur chicken tandoori Rs. 230/- pe... more>>
School teacher sent home a note..:.. . Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. . . Mother sent a note b... more>>
Daughter: Mom, what is marriage? Mom: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore... more>>
Teacher was teaching Mahabharata to 6th standard students. Kans heard devakis 8th son would kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st c... more>>
Santa: Papa, Circus dekhne chalein? Papa: No Son, I m busy! Santa: Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. Papa: Bahut ziddi ... more>>
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