Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says,Why are you arguing ?
One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and...
Serious joke Santa Eats 8 Naans At A Party & Is Suffering From Constipation..
Praying & Crying In Toilet:"
Uparwale Ya To JAAN Nikaal...
Three friends were busy discussing a writing project on the platform, while waiting
for the train. The announcement was made, and the train finally ar...
A football team is like a beautiful woman.
When you do not tell her she forgets she is beautiful.
Judy called the police.
"My next door neighbor is exposing himself. Oh my," she continued, "he's just
standing there, big as you please, taking a s...
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in
her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, "Gran...
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no li...
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to ...
An old farmer is outside for a walk around his land when he sees a sign on his
neighbor's lawn: "Horse for Sale." Curious, he decides to have a look-s...
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.
She asks the woman working there for a haircut.
The blonde sits down in the chair.
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.
The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the dri...
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner, Mother Potato and her three
daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. Mother ...
10 Step Guide For The Do-It-Yourself Handyman:
1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an
- Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
- There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Texas.
- You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"
- Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
- When workers sc...