1.You cant count your Hair
2.You cant wash your eyes with Soap
3.You cant breath when your tongue is out..
Now Please put your tongue b...
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about
baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in...
A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their
child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and prote...
One night a guy and a girl were driving
home from the movies. The boy sensed there
was something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared b...
He didn't like the curry
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard..
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't prepare the ...
A policeman stops Mavis just outside the city of Exert, England, and asks to see her
driving license. He says rather peremptorily, 'Lady, it says he...
Rahul Gandhi comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that his house is on
fire, so he calls the fire department on his cell phone. "Please sta...
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Arnab: So Pappu, what do you drive?
Pappu: My father was a pilot and so was my uncle. They...
A bank robber in Virginia Beach Virginia, USA got a nasty surprise when a dye pack
designed to mark stolen money exploded in his trousers.
Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings...
Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind
Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya Mata r...
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her
Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed
up on sho...
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do i...
In Lok Sabha, a Congress MP during his speech told a story....
"There was a father who gave 100 rupees to each of his 3 sons and asked them to buy ...