A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of
milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the h...
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne usse poocha: Kyun tention mein ho???
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupey diye the, ab sa...
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding
headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of th...
do mahila ki swarg mai mulakat hue..
1st-tmhari maut kaise hue?
2nd-jyada thand lagne k karan, aur tmhari?
1st-High BP k karan,mujhe pata chal ki m...
Know your woman’s type : –
1. Windows Woman - kisi kaam k nhi hoti pr ishk bina gujara bhi nhi hota..
2. Hard-Disk Woman - yeh sab kuch hmesa ya...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly
interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor f...
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of
hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns aro...
Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam rahti hai
Dekha Genius hun par kabhi Ghamand n...
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
Once there were 3 elephants, who were stranded on a deserted island In Palau.
Oneday, Ralph, The oldest amongst the Elephants, found a "MAGIC RIVER...
Lady 1: My son is very well behaved. Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested
and imprisoned for 5 years. Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 ...
Ek aadmi nadi me doob raha tha, Aadmi bola- Ganesh ji bachao, Ganeshji to dance karne
lage. Aadmi-Aaap nach kyo rahe ho? Ganeshji- mere visarjan me to...
Son: "My math teacher is crazy".
Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3
+ 2." ...