Funny Stupid Quotes

- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? Don't answer him.
- The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.
- I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.
- I'm not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
- I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
- Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
- I never apologize. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am.
- Stop being so stupid..its my turn.
- Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity..
- As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
- Political Correctness as most of us realize is the biggest joke of the century.