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Oneline Jokes

Some policemen who are fed up with everybody thinking they're but stupid fools decide to show their wit and skills to the world. With hard work, they ... more>>
Mother comes home from a business trip and asks her little son,. 'Well, Johnny, how did you get along with father while I was away?' 'Everything was ... more>>
Santa calls at the airport, "How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Delhi? Receptionist: 45 Minutes, Sir! Santa: Only that much! Thanks, I rath... more>>
Santa: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey you. Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. ... more>>
Santa: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey you. Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. ... more>>
Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.. . . . . . Boy: U sud add 1 more thing.. . . . . Girl : What?? . . . . Boy:... more>>
Santa & Banta were playing chess, hw ha ha...... more>>
A man walks into a scientist is lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost. The scientist says, Well first we h... more>>
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!... more>>
End Of The World Headlines: When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DO... more>>
- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. - I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over. - I'... more>>
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait...... ... more>>
Q. Why didn't the sailors play cards? A. Because the captain was sitting on the deck. ... more>>
Q: Under Obama's health care plan can you get coverage for preexisting conditions? A: Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment! ... more>>
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener? He had a bee in his suit of armour! ... more>>
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