The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
"How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?"
The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, the reverend
went over and asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"
santa aur banta speed mai scooter se ja rahe the..
traffic police- tm scooter itni speed mai kyu chala rahe ho,agr tmhara accident ho
A mother asked her young son, as they waited for the bus, to tell the driver he was 5
years old, because then he would ride for free.
As they got i...
Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization
shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give fo...
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery.
Pausing before one gravestone, he said, "There lies a very honest man...
Little Johnny first in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him
out. He goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing....
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . .
Pappu after thinking a lot, M...
Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid,
I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three...
Bhakt- Hey Bhagwan promotion karwa dena, 51 rs. ka bhig aapke charanon mein rakh rha
Pagal h, marwayega kya?
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be
different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tr...
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking
place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the ch...
Husband explained - Dear! Look at this stuff on your birthday inflation too have
grown to order | so we should decrease your expenses |
Wife said - ...
As a Scotsman's walking in the jungle, he meets a gorilla. The gorilla is eating a
huge snake sandwich. 'Excuse me,' says the Scotsman, 'but where did...
Speaker (listen to) - really - really tell me How did you get my address?
Listnere- the ending was so cute |
Speaker - really, that was beauti...