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Oneline Jokes

Ek ladka apni class me baitha tha.. . Ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se apne kaan band kar ... more>>
A plane is on its way to Miami when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight atte... more>>
As children bring their broken toys With tears for us to mend, I brought my broken dreams to God Because He was my friend. But then instead of ... more>>
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her s... more>>
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of... more>>
pati prawachan sun ke aya aur patni ko godd mai utha liya patni-guruji ne kya rommance krne ko kaha hai kya? pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai apka duk... more>>
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enter a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one orders half a pint, the third one orders a quarter pint. ... more>>
Tchr: Agr koi school k smne Bomb Rkhta h to kya karoge? Stdnt: 1-2 ghnte dkhnge Agr koi le jata hai to thik h . . . . . Wrna Staff Room me rak... more>>
Electrons Were Having A Party suddenly Protons Attacked Them Then A Hero came & saved The electrons They Asked Hero: "Who R U?" Hero Replied: "Bon... more>>
Its the wifes birthday Husband: hunny im sorry i forgot your birthday. Wife: ok well if you really love me you will bring me something that will go ... more>>
The teacher found one of her students in a puddle."What are you doing?"asked the teacher."On the news they said it rained an inch and a quarter last n... more>>
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up... more>>
Ramu apne 16 bachho aur biwi ke saath dost ke ghar lunch pe gaya. Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayi. Ramu : nahi uska... more>>
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful... more>>
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realised that he desperately need... more>>
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