Engineering Is like a....
typical Indian public toilet.
People outside are desperate to go in &
people inside are dying to finish...
Bhagwan ke Naam Pe Kuch De De Baba
Ye Le Meri B.E Ki Degree Rakh Le.
Ab Rulayega kya Pagele
Tujhe chahiye T...
Papa ek glass pani dena
Apne aap le lo
Nahi aap de do please.
Agar dubara mere se pani manga to 2 thapad marunga.
Papa, jab thapad marne aaoge to ...
Found Any Mistake..
Kya Aap Acchhe Marks La-La Kar Bor Ho Chuke hai..
Marks Se No Marks,
Acchhe Marks Se Chutkara,
Fark Dekhiye 1st Test se..
A Girl May Not Help U 2 Get Lot Of Marks.
But Marks May Help U 2 Get Lot Of Girls.
So Lov e your Studies,Not Girls
"Boys Future Care Committee".
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
To har exam ke pehle
premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna
... insurance claim to kar hi
If you cry seeing your question paper its an insult,
but if you make your teacher cry seeing your answer paper its achievement..!!!!
A question for Bill Clinton:
"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?"
"She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"...
A man was sipping his whiskey, while sitting on the balcony with his wife and he
I love you so much, I donot know how I could ever live without...
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi....
What's Mutual Exclusion?
You skip some topics when you study.
the person who sets the paper also skips the topics which you have stud...
Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 10 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 5 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
In a tense game, a batsman was given run out,
a decision with which he obviously disagreed.
He paced up and down outside the pavilion until the umpi...