As children bring their broken toys
With tears for us to mend,
I brought my broken dreams to God
Because He was my friend.
But then instead of ...
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new
electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her s...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a
donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of...
pati prawachan sun ke aya aur patni ko godd mai utha liya
patni-guruji ne kya rommance krne ko kaha hai kya?
pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai apka duk...
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enter a bar. The first one orders a pint, the
second one orders half a pint, the third one orders a quarter pint. ...
Tchr: Agr koi school k smne Bomb Rkhta h to kya karoge?
Stdnt: 1-2 ghnte dkhnge
Agr koi le jata hai to thik h
Wrna Staff Room me rak...
Electrons Were Having A Party
suddenly Protons Attacked Them
Then A Hero came & saved The electrons
They Asked Hero: "Who R U?"
Hero Replied: "Bon...
Its the wifes birthday
Husband: hunny im sorry i forgot your birthday.
Wife: ok well if you really love me you will bring me something that will go ...
The teacher found one of her students in a puddle."What are you doing?"asked the
teacher."On the news they said it rained an inch and a quarter last n...
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken
running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up...
Ramu apne 16 bachho aur biwi ke saath dost ke ghar lunch pe gaya. Dost ne itni badi
family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayi. Ramu : nahi uska...
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful...
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few
minutes after class started, he realised that he desperately need...
The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
"How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?"
The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, the reverend
went over and asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"