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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!... more>>
End Of The World Headlines: When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DO... more>>
- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. - I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over. - I'... more>>
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait...... ... more>>
Q. Why didn't the sailors play cards? A. Because the captain was sitting on the deck. ... more>>
Q: Under Obama's health care plan can you get coverage for preexisting conditions? A: Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment! ... more>>
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener? He had a bee in his suit of armour! ... more>>
A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently, "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own s... more>>
What does the 1286 BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate? The registration of the car that ran him over! ... more>>
Q: What do call it when Eric Clapton hits your car with his guitar? A: A FENDER BENDER! ... more>>
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him ! What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic! ... more>>
In a speech on Wall Street the other day, President Obama compared himself to Gandhi. Well, that makes sense. He's created a lot of jobs in India.... more>>
What's the definition of a gentleman? Someone that can play the bagpipes, but doesn't. ... more>>
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? It ended in a tie! ... more>>
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A: A subordinate claus. ... more>>
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