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Oneline Jokes

God is also an Engineer BRAHMA:- System installer VISHNU:- System supporter SHIVA:- System Programmer NARAD:- Data transferer YAM:-Deleter APSAR... more>>
shift+ctrl+Esc & then click on END TASK.. Then wait for some seconds. Your PC is OK now. ... more>>
Tick Tock Mind Block Pen Stop Eyes Up Tym Shock Jaw Drop No Luck Tym-s Up Oh F**K EXams Suck Stil Good Luck. ... more>>
O Master ji, When I cum, rain cham cham. Leg my fisla, I gira dham. Niche my bag&upar was hum. Isliye 2 days, I not cum.... more>>
1-bal 2-buddhi 3-aishwarya 4-sukh 5-swasthya 6-daulat 7-abhijeet 8-nirbhikta 9-sampannta pradan kare Jai Mata Di... more>>
1 mother-s love 2 father-s advice 3 brother-s care 4 sister-s fight 5 Kisi ka pyar & 6.Oye apni dosti yaar.... more>>
Peene de yaar abhi raat baki hai, mere hisse ke do jaam baki hai, jana hai sab kuch bhula ke mujhe maykhane se, peene de, dil me abhi kisi ki yaad ... more>>
1980-Love Me But dont Touch Me 1990-Touch Me But dont Kiss Me 2000-Kiss Me Butor Kuch matKarna 2005-Sab Kuch KarLo par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi 2011-Su... more>>
Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra Wah wah Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra Jo jeeta hua match hara de wo hai Ashish Nehra ... more>>
Papers ki roti notes ka achar Tubelite ki kirne questions ki bahar Teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar So mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar ... more>>
Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai Dosto ke bina zindagi bekar hai Dosto se hi to zindagi mein bahar hai ... more>>
I was once living very actively - playing football, tennis, participating into car races. Sometimes I would play poker and pool. But later somebod... more>>
Pan Ko Jai To Naya Le Sakte Ho Magar Uska Dakkan Ko Jai To Naya Nahi Le Sakte Es liye Life Me Me Ek Baat Hamesa Yaad Rakhna Dosto Pen Hame... more>>
Biwiyan Aati Hai Heer Ki Tarah . Lagati Hai Kheer ki Tarah . Phir Chubhati Hai Teer Ki Tarah. Aur Aakhir me Kar Deti Hai Fakhir Ki Tarah . ... more>>
Engineering Is like a.... . . . . typical Indian public toilet. . . People outside are desperate to go in & people inside are dying to finish... more>>
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