A question for Bill Clinton:
"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?"
"She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"...
A man was sipping his whiskey, while sitting on the balcony with his wife and he
I love you so much, I donot know how I could ever live without...
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi....
What's Mutual Exclusion?
You skip some topics when you study.
the person who sets the paper also skips the topics which you have stud...
Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 10 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 5 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
In a tense game, a batsman was given run out,
a decision with which he obviously disagreed.
He paced up and down outside the pavilion until the umpi...
Letter to Mother-in-Law
Please don't try to tell me how to raise my kids - I'am married to one of your and
believes me there...
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute sayin...
After getting the friend request on Facebook from an unknown Guy.
Girl: Hey do I know You??
Boy: Of course no!!!
Girl: Then Why did you send me a...
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The best things you can find online have always been and always will...
Narendra modi & Obama were talking in a bar.
A guy came in n asked them wats d discussion about???
Modi: v r planning to kill 14 crore pakistanis ...
I Deleted 1 Of My Friend's Number From
My Phone book.......
Bcoz Of Certain Misunderstanding Between
Today I Received A Friendship Msg...
Boyfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you.”
Girlfriend (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
Boyfriend replied : "We were ...
How many do you know?
Jesus Christ open the door
The Director of movie 'Life of Pi', is planning 3 movies in India.
The first movie, casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachchan is titl...